If a war is to be fought, then let it be fought with words. Let nouns and verbs be our shield and spear, let adjectives be our bombs."

-Sir Nathan Barrington, author of How to Kill a Man Using Only Words, 1973

"Throw your hands up. Throw your hands up. Throw your, throw your hands up. Throw your hands up. Throw your hands up. Throw. Your. Hands. Up."

-Limp Bizkit, 2001

quotes found at pointlesswasteoftime.com... i think it says alot.

Mowing your lawn sucks. and dont you forget it

sO This iS.....Tuesday right.... yea i got up today...out of my bed. And read some RC Sproul and Geisler, two highly intelligent Christian Theologians (spelled wrong, yes) who schooled me on the historicity of the New Testement. Its great to put some intelligent feet to my faith... and a good way to start a day. Then I worked out for a bit...ate...and then Zack called while I was shaving and we agreed on going out to eat chinese, which later turned into Thai Food when we discovered that the Mandarin was closed and "The King And I" was across the street. Ive never had thai food and that junk was good. spiced up as all get out and strange...but still good. It did make me miss my sweet chinese seseme chicken though...
so after we've been stuffed with this crazy spicey food we went over to Tops, and discovered the New Improved CRACK. its called ... Cookies and Creme Hersheys milkshake...oh mercy....its incredible...imagine an oreo in liquid form...that just caresses your taste buds like anything. mmm....so yea ive been looking on the internet all night for research crap for a paper thats dew tomorrow...but that was just not happening...so after listening to the entire Chevelle CD....I decided to Blog away the night.
And Blog I did. Suckers.

So my weekend happened. On saturday morning, I was doing my laundry one minute, and the next i was napping with Paul G. and Rob, listening to Coldplay. Im still trying to figure out how that happened. Lots of stuff happened before that however, like me jim joel paul rob and liam all galavanting around town, Chase Pitkin, Goodwill. Nothing was sacred. We went to Wal-Mart where paul chased me around the store the entire time, (he was mad for some dumb reason....doughnuts, throwing, head, you get the idea) so finally we escaped and came home....where we ate. And chilled owt.
Sunday found me fighting brian with these foam swords, ending with a thrust to the eye for me....I look like I got in a fight now...with my eye all scraped and puffy. Whatever, it justs adds to my thug apeal, which is in abundance today, trust me. The Bramble never lies....

This morning I watched two consecutive episodes of Power Rangers Ninja Storm. It turns out that Blake and Roger are actually good rangers who have been brain washed by Lothor. Why didn't I see that coming? So there was all this drama with Blake, the blue thunder ranger, fighting his own blood brother, Roger the red thunder ranger, to get him to the good side again. The best part about this was Blake yelling "Have you lost your Ninja mind??" oh man...beautiful ...Then Lothor cooked up this shell monster randomly...and all the rangers had to work together to defeat him, which they did, they transformed into their ninja megazords, and rocked his candy, causing Dustin, the Yellow Ranger, to exclaim "Crustacian Detonation!" as if we all couldn't see the shelfish monster explode.
All in all it was good way to start my morning... now i just have to wait for Jim to get home so we can Pump some serious iron. Seriously.

Hip Hop is dead. Long Live Hip Hip. (www.lasymphony.com) (www.pigeonjohn.com)

The other night I unleashed Tom Lake's Heavy Metal Onslaught apon the kitchen and my un-suspecting parents. I did this my holding my amp above my head and screaming sentances with words in it like "Hot", "Death", and "Tom Lake" in them. My parents didn't seem to get it though...and kept on talking about ebay and hunting gear and pottery.
Boy did they miss out.

news breif from The Onion:

Small-Town Residents Come Together For Arby's Raising
BUFORD, PA—Buford's 322 residents, as well as many citizens of surrounding towns, came together over the weekend for a good old-fashioned Arby's raising. "People came from as far away as Lancaster to pitch in," said local delivery-truck driver Jonathan Beckman, 44. "It was a real team effort: Me, Zachary Fordice, and Eli White poured the foundation while old Benjamin Wetzel built the prep-tables, and the womenfolk installed the booths' vinyl seat covers." Beckman said his wife Maryellen "can't wait" to whip up a fresh homemade batch of Arby's famous Horsey Sauce.

Todays Episode is "Doctor Chill"

Today all my classes were cancelled except for one! it was ultra-hotness. like imagine-me-in-purple-thermal-wear-hotness. thats the kind of thing im talking about. so i get home and end up having this conversation with myself....all you need to know is the words "chill" and "Tom Lake" were said way to much....so yea all of you need to check out www.joyelectric.com and fall in love with this man's beautiful music, while I go read more Doctor Who....
Tune in next time for: "Poetry Slam Power Stomp"

So today I came home from the wolfs and Beanus was here. Total score. Hes staying the weekend cuz his powers out. We hung out wathcing late night shows and transformers light up the neighbor hood witht heir green glow. Everyone's house round here seems to have no power except our street....which is hotness. the only problem is that i cant call anyone cuz half my freinds phones are down....luckily i have a doctor who book to read. Rob says my blog is freakin weird. shows how much he knows.
so i think we need something to do....im going to go find us some marble works those things are AWESOME! !! i played some a em's house las night and now i cant stop thinking about them....it is time.

I finished my flannery oconnor book today. It was freaking awesome. and extremely messed up. It might take me a while to figure out what the heck she was getting at....if anything at all. At any rate I'm addicted and will be buying her other novel and collection of short stories SOON. So saddle up andy cuz as soon as i finish my Doctor Who book ("Reletive Dementias") I will be going book shopping again. Man i need some tea...ive got this husky cough like you wouldn't beleive....